Parker:Is a sweet heart, When you get his number he will put you in his spell, then the chat dies down then you talk to him out of the chat. Then you play truth or dare for days they you talk non stop, you form a crush. Then he “has to tel you something” umm well there you go a free BF if he didn’t have a GF. You would think there would be a line but then he crossed it. Then I almost got blackmailed. P.S we had a whole conversation of if we would have sex if our life depended on it.
by Ella wilbanks December 28, 2019
Get the Parkermug. The frustrating phenomenon where, no matter how much good someone does or how selfless their actions are, they always seem to get the short end of the stick. These individuals consistently prioritize others above themselves, sacrificing personal happiness, desires, or even well-being, only to be met with obstacles, heartbreak, or outright bad luck. It's as if the universe punishes them for their good intentions, denying them the rewards or recognition they truly deserve. At its heart, it’s a cruel irony: the more they strive to do right by the world, the more the world seems to turn its back on them. Whether it’s losing the person they care about, being misunderstood, or watching everything fall apart despite their best efforts.
Guy One: "My girl just left me, my grades are dropping, I don't have money for a ride home and I don't have food for tonight!"
Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."
Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."
by Da Halkian December 12, 2024
Get the Peter Parker Syndromemug. Parkers are usually total LEGENDS and are not afraid of anything, even if they do get scared, they never lack self esteem. They are also great in bed, and very aggressive too. All the girls usually like a parker at some point. Parkers can almost never lie to the person they love, and take a lot in their pride. They are also willing to help Anyone, no matter who they are. Parkers will full send in any situation.they are also the fastest person you will know. And usually do some stupid crazy shit to make something good happen
Girl 1: who’s that legend over there?
Girl 2: oh that’s parker, he’s so great, and also amazing in bed.
Girl 2: oh that’s parker, he’s so great, and also amazing in bed.
by Randomwaterbottl March 22, 2022
Get the Parkermug. by HeheheheHEhehHEehheHEEHh May 30, 2019
Get the Mitchell-Parkermug. Cracking young woman. Bit too tall for her own good, giraffe legs, massive tits.
Dad’s called Peter, no he’s not Peter Parker cause Erin’s a bastard.
Dad’s called Peter, no he’s not Peter Parker cause Erin’s a bastard.
by comedian.org June 17, 2019
Get the Erin Parkermug. 
Parkers are athletic, funny, yet manly, and attractive. They are the are the guys that will always open the door for you and comfort you when crying. They captivate attention and will keep you wanting more. Their amazing abs and arms are so hot and their deep brown eyes and dark hair mesmerize you. Their touch is warm and caring towards his girl and loves to kiss and hug her almost as much as she loves him doing it. Parkers will always treat You like a princess.
He lets down his guard a little to relax and laugh with the boys. They enjoy running and soccer, with some football on the side.
They care about the way they look, even though they look perfect no matter what! If a parker likes someone, he will probably try and do whatever he can to get in real close with her. When he does it works out for both people! Parkers will deal with any problems. You will definitely want to get real close with him, and do all sorts of romantic things, which you both will enjoy! He always gets annoyed if his girlfriend says something bad about herself, he knows she's perfect! If you are lucky enough to have a boyfriend named Parker, keep him. he will want to kiss you and hold you and you will want it too! He would love for you to make the first move, but he's fine if you want him too! He is all around perfect!!
He lets down his guard a little to relax and laugh with the boys. They enjoy running and soccer, with some football on the side.
They care about the way they look, even though they look perfect no matter what! If a parker likes someone, he will probably try and do whatever he can to get in real close with her. When he does it works out for both people! Parkers will deal with any problems. You will definitely want to get real close with him, and do all sorts of romantic things, which you both will enjoy! He always gets annoyed if his girlfriend says something bad about herself, he knows she's perfect! If you are lucky enough to have a boyfriend named Parker, keep him. he will want to kiss you and hold you and you will want it too! He would love for you to make the first move, but he's fine if you want him too! He is all around perfect!!
by .......pinit... March 22, 2022
Get the Parkermug.