Peter Parker money shot

When a man fakes his orgasm and spits all over a female's back like a spiderweb

When you're pushing rope you got to do the Peter Parker money shot and spit all over that bitches back

by beriemycockner@y June 25, 2022

amber parker

When your vagina smells like 3 week old lasanga

Oh shit the doctor says I have amber parker

by Noah budaii November 13, 2017

parker

fuckin stoner with a massive cock. if u know a parker keep em at bay. hes a lil wild

yo parker come er n fuck me

by soupersoup April 22, 2020

peter parker gf

martina is peter parker gf. the one and only peter parker gf, peter 1? martina bf, peter 2?, martina bf, peter 3? martina bf.

omg have you seen martina, peter parker gf?

by itslele May 13, 2022

parker

she loves everybody. She flirts with every boy with long hair, whos cute, or just literally anybody random.
She also hates cheese. etree

Connor :Wow parker is really cute!
Seth : But im gay?

by mocahgamer April 13, 2021

Parker

a Parker tends to be very extroverted, but they're funny af and you can count on them to break the ice in awkward situations. they might be a bit of a twitter addict and bc of this they can be very opinionated on some things, but that just makes them a good debate partner too! they make a good romantic partner too, though behind their charisma they can be very insecure and worry a lot, so they need a lot of reassurance. overall a Parker is pretty great and you can trust them to be a good friend.

"dude they're such a parker!"
"yeah, ikr, we need to invite him to our next party"

by honeymuffinkid January 5, 2021

Peter Parker Syndrome

The frustrating phenomenon where, no matter how much good someone does or how selfless their actions are, they always seem to get the short end of the stick. These individuals consistently prioritize others above themselves, sacrificing personal happiness, desires, or even well-being, only to be met with obstacles, heartbreak, or outright bad luck. It's as if the universe punishes them for their good intentions, denying them the rewards or recognition they truly deserve. At its heart, it’s a cruel irony: the more they strive to do right by the world, the more the world seems to turn its back on them. Whether it’s losing the person they care about, being misunderstood, or watching everything fall apart despite their best efforts.

Guy One: "My girl just left me, my grades are dropping, I don't have money for a ride home and I don't have food for tonight!"

Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."

by Da Halkian December 12, 2024