Picking the axe

playing (shredding) the guitar, usually an electric guitar

guy #1:What'd you do last night?
guy #2: Oh dude, i was picking the axe last night, and the neighbors thought i was being too loud, so they called the cops on me.

by johnny longsword November 10, 2010

packin meat

Big ass dick

That guy who was packin meat beat that girl!

by MickeyMiller09182 June 6, 2016

Picking at scabs

Using someone's past to hurt them in an argument as an easy way to insult them.

Mark : Charlie's such a dick, he brought up my dads suicide
John: He was just picking at scabs, he should be ashamed

by PolishPP January 22, 2021

Preventive Parking

When you are going out drinking and you have to drive to the bar or party to get there. You park your car fully aware that you may have to leave it overnight in case you get all blacked out. This is to prevent a ticket or towing the next morning.

Nah, man. It's all good. I don't have to move my car tonight because I engaged in a little preventive parking before I got here. Thanks, though - good lookin out. Now let's black out with our hawks out!

by Cbass187 June 19, 2008

Jurassic parking

When a fatass is walking so hard down the hall that water starts rippling and and computer monitors start shaking

Holy fuck, shes jurassic parking so hard down the hall my computer fell off my desk

by J-Rex04 January 16, 2020

free picking

Jail talk for when someone randomly singles you out.

“Man, I wasn’t doin’ anything and that officer was free picking me!”

by 100 24/7 June 10, 2021

ten minute parking

A sweet alt metal band from newtown. consists of:
Walter Murphy (the mic)- Vox/Rythm Guitar
Mike Johnson (b plug)- Lead Guitar
Marc Giannavola (the fodgoddler)- Bass
James Hilton jewfart- Drums
Playin local shows and parties. They could most deff school fall out boy, because fall out boy sucks the d

mike- how bout we be chicago typewriter?
everyone else- no that sucks
marc- *points to sign* why dont we be Ten Minute Parking
james- thats sweet
wally- thats pretty cool
mike- thats gay
all- fuck you mike

by TMPowns September 17, 2005