The SEXIEST Clarinet Player

There is no sexier clarinet player than Charles Roeger. He really plays with those pipes well. God what a HoTty.

#SaveTheWales

George Washington: Have you ever heard of The SEXIEST Clarinet Player?
Bernie Sanders: NO leave me alone.
Benjamin Franklin: It's Charles Roeger

by JesusChrissss December 11, 2019

Lead Guitar Player

That guy that can shred fast and will die at 27 due to heroin, lcd, pcp, cocaine, alcohol, speed, shroom overdose all at once.

When you're at a funeral for a young persons' death: "Man that guy went down as a lead guitar player."

by stop throwing stuff July 9, 2019

Blastaway Players

Virgins who play Roblox RP games called Blastaway New Mexico

"honestly if i foudn out my kids are blastaway players im commiting a triple homicide"
"same dude"

by ShreksDaddyDom October 10, 2021

cumpet player

A derogatory term used to leave a person confused and hurt.... The level of harsh-ness implied is left up to the individual using it.

Heather: Go add another STD to your list you cumpet player!
Rikkianne: *gasp* .....

by Grandma B and Grandpa Gitt. July 7, 2008

Roblox Bedwars Player

A game full of stupid 10 yo try hard that smeel like turds

Stop being a Roblox Bedwars player.

by Pastermaster April 10, 2022

Pokemon Go Players

Guys or girls that walk around town while nearly getting themselves killed because they wanna CATCH THEM ALL!!!!

Look at them Pokemon Go players, oh wait, they all just walked over that cliff

by Mr. Schaudenfruede October 3, 2016

french horn player

the best men and women alive in this planet just for playing the most awesome instrument.

bill: are you a the french horn player
john:yes why?
bill:i salute you man
john:uhh thanks

by torontonian 12345678987654321 July 18, 2010