Harry Potter

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harry potter

what?
AMAZING
MY LIFE
YES
TOTALLY

by HPMF September 16, 2005

Potter

A blond lunatic who jumps various objects, people and buildings. His trademark is his curtain-style haircut. He is also slightly racist, and has a tendacy to make up many jokes about fat people.

Person 1: Have you seen the Potter's Stunts video?
Person 2: Yeah, that boy is insane

by SirDigbyChickenCesar December 15, 2008

Patterned

Patterned is when you change something about yourself/do something that someone told you to do when trying to insult you

Someone : "Go fix your teeth!"
You : *goes and fixes teeth only because that person told them to*
Someone else : "Damn she/he just got Patterned!"

by Someone sksksks May 6, 2019

Harry Potter Poop

You've just been to see Harry Potter at the cinema, and you're really bursting for the toilet. You go to sit down to relieve yourself and find yourself shooting magical spells at Voldemort, just like you did when you were 5.

Mom: Come down and eat, you're ice-cream's melting!
You: Um, one sec mom - just finishing my Harry Potter Poop! (Pew Pew, Stupefy!)

by Ice-Cream-R-Melting November 24, 2010

harry potter and the dead horse

The eighth book in the Harry Potter series. All copies of this book will be invisible to everyone except the owner, due to illegal book sharing, so everyone has to get their own copy instead of borrowing others, seeing as J.K. Rowling is a poor, struggling artist who needs every bit of profit she can get... right. (sarcasm, for those who didn't recognize it)

Person 1: OMFG! Harry Potter and the Dead Horse is coming out! Gee, I wonder why it has such a weird title... what do you think?
Smart Person: personally, I think it's no use beating a dead horse, like J.K. does... jeez, it must be fuckin' horseburger by now... figuratively speaking.
Person: Oh. I still don't get it.
Smart Person: See what I mean...

by RoseThourne August 13, 2007

pitted

plurar for pit: stuck (in a pit) you frequently get pitted while snowboarding in powder

I got "pitted" in the meadow!

by hans mon October 15, 2009

Harry Potter

Lil' emo boy with a magic stick,which he waves around and says "Crucio!" alot.
This poor lil' emo boy,his parents are dead,his shmexy God Father Sirius is dead and to make things worse his best friend is a ginger.
By now you think he'd be a junkie with a bad crack habit but,curiously,he is still a straight lil emo boy who is yet to get laid.
Honestly Harry,do you want me to force feed you the viagra?
In conclusion,Harry Potter is a poor lil emo boy with an awful haircut and homosexual yearnings. The End.

~In cinema~
"Oh My God....mullet ville!"

Harry Potter is teh ghey,yo.

by bandanasarerad November 20, 2006