Patty

Patty is a GOD and a sexy beast. Great at any sport he competes in and an amazing person in athletics. HE is a perfect man and a ABSOLUTE GOD.

Bro did you see patty he is an absolute GOD.

by Patty is a beast September 19, 2015

Patty

The word you use for a glory hog or something that pisses you off. A Patty hates to lose, and will always either deny their mistakes, blame it on something else, or keep trying to piss you off. Usually it's all three.

He Gave me the wrong order at Wendy's! Fuck that Patty!

by MikeyTheAwes0me March 7, 2011

Crabby Patty

AKA - Urinal Cake

"CRABBY PATTY" - The unusual foreign object you find in Mens Urinals

by SloppyShocker July 12, 2011

pettit

one who touches dog's in the dead of night

that old man is such a pettit

by nash hudson December 8, 2007

pattymelt

the act of pleasing a woman orally.

He gave her a pattymelt

by pattymeltz February 5, 2010

Petting the Cat

Masturbating

Trey didn't get any last night so I caught him Petting the Cat in the bathroom.

by PolaJack May 24, 2011

beef patty

The stage in which your penis is not soft anymore, but not hard either. It's the middleground transitional stage.

"Man that girl is hot!" "Nah, she only gave me a beef patty"

by Hargret March 19, 2009