Ian: I told a black guy that his timbs were fake and he started chasing me
Anthony:Are you sure he didn't follow you here?
Ian: Nah,that penguin tripped after taking 2 strides.
Anthony:Are you sure he didn't follow you here?
Ian: Nah,that penguin tripped after taking 2 strides.
by Thomas Jeforeskin June 3, 2018
Get the Penguinmug. When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.
by Boner Forest October 22, 2018
Get the Chub Penguinmug. sex from the penguin bunghole that will usually never happen and roots from the latin word -hopeless
by yallnowhoiam October 5, 2007
Get the penguin interactionmug. This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014
Get the The Slippery Penguinmug. by the hand of doom September 21, 2010
Get the Flying Penguinsmug. 
by Jadeahhhhhhh March 21, 2022
Get the penguinmug.