Shrek: Ogres are... like... onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes- No!
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs.
Shrek: NO! Layers! Onions have layers, ogres have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes- No!
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs.
Shrek: NO! Layers! Onions have layers, ogres have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
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Get the Onions mug.In 2017, Lorde's secret onion ring account on Instagram (OnionRingsWorldwide) - where she rated onion rings she tried - was exposed. She confirmed it was her on The Tonight Show.
Person 1: "Do you remember Lorde's Onion Rings Account?"
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."
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the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.
look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.
damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.
the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.
look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.
damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.
Jason: “Hey man, did you hit that?”
Other Jason: “naw, man, I didn’t touch that stanky Ass onion patch pussy”
Other Jason: “naw, man, I didn’t touch that stanky Ass onion patch pussy”
by GrandmaDyNOmite October 20, 2021
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First coined by Richard “Scraggs” to describe a speciality of the person which they do better than any of their mates. Their “go to drink” when hitting the piss. A batsmen’s “go to shot” which they nail.
A variation of “The “Onion” is also used by punters to describe a bet on horse number 11 in the last race anywhere in the world. First coined by “Bad Greg” McKenna when betting on horse number 11 in the last race of the day in Western Australia. It has since spread as an urban legend because of the number of times the 11 won at good odds. It has now spread amongst punters across the country who “back the 11 in the last”. When the 11 wins the punters communicate with a simple “Bang”
First coined by Richard “Scraggs” to describe a speciality of the person which they do better than any of their mates. Their “go to drink” when hitting the piss. A batsmen’s “go to shot” which they nail.
A variation of “The “Onion” is also used by punters to describe a bet on horse number 11 in the last race anywhere in the world. First coined by “Bad Greg” McKenna when betting on horse number 11 in the last race of the day in Western Australia. It has since spread as an urban legend because of the number of times the 11 won at good odds. It has now spread amongst punters across the country who “back the 11 in the last”. When the 11 wins the punters communicate with a simple “Bang”
Onion or The Onion is used in various situations
Drinking “Onion”. Scragg’s “Onion” is the Fraser Onion. Bad Greg’s “Onion” is a Shaw and Smith SSB, Soc’s “Onion” is Bailey’s on ice
Punting “onion”. “Bang”. Backed the onion in the last at Perth !
Drinking “Onion”. Scragg’s “Onion” is the Fraser Onion. Bad Greg’s “Onion” is a Shaw and Smith SSB, Soc’s “Onion” is Bailey’s on ice
Punting “onion”. “Bang”. Backed the onion in the last at Perth !
by Socs62 July 31, 2021
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