certified munch

A man who performs cunnilingus
I'm no selfish lover, I'm a certified munch.
by slytendenciess April 11, 2024
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Bongo munch

psychadelic grub, food that has a tang!!
by Anonymous August 04, 2003
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munch burger

“That guy is so sweet but he really has nothing going on in his head.”
“Yeah it’s ok he’s just a munch burger
by austinlover69 June 02, 2023
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carp munch

somone with a big rowd mouth
omg jarets coming

carp munch
by cheekybitch May 25, 2020
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giraffe munching

Similar to a Rottweiler rug-muncher, the raffe’ muncher gets it’s pleasure from going down on the Penile shaft with a part-time position in engorging oneself in “chocolate-chip cookie dough.” ~this is a male on male exclusive~
“Thanks uncle falcone, but remember, you don’t want anyone calling you a giraffe muncher!”

“Oh my gosh, are you seriously giraffe munching me P Diddy?!”
by Papa al Gaib May 05, 2024
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midnight munch

Eating something between 00:00 and 00:59 that would be considered weird to eat.
Last night I had a lovely midnight munch on Vaseline
by Vesiexz June 26, 2023
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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!
by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023
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