my dog

me: ok I'm in school

my dog: rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom ima car I` just got out of the car wash

me: oh no my dog gonna run over me

me: gets run over while running down the hall

me: owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

my dog is gonna run me over

by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 2, 2020

L my A

Lick my ass! Similar to S my D, it is clean and you can't get in trouble for it.

Hey Lori, why don't you shut up and l my a?

by L-Train August 3, 2005

My ass

1. “I”
2. “Myself” or “Me personally”

“This is a typical mistake my dumb ass would make.”

“I don’t remember the night; I allowed my ass to get too wasted!”
“Just keep my ass away from from vodka next time”

by IbreathAir September 1, 2021

My butt

You let yo mans eat it

Hey mans can you eat my butt

by QWERTY wasd October 19, 2019

My dad

Leaves, comes back for food, then leaves again.

“Mommy, when will my dad be back?”
“The next time he wants food”

by NoodleHeadAss May 19, 2018

My bad

A way of appologizing when you don't reallly care about the situation. Kind of like saying whatever.

Teacher: Joe, stop texting
Joe: My bad

by a keyboard December 15, 2009

my queen

A strong independent role model for young women everywhere.

OMG, Alessia Cara is my queen!!!

by Mad_Hatter152119 June 22, 2016