Fat Kid

Loves Cake

...I luv ya like a fat kid luv cake, you know my style. I'll do anything to make ya smile!

by G-Union May 12, 2003

Fat Joe

A Fat Garbage-Ass rapper who tries to be like Biggie Smalls. He also likes to wear pink and lick the bottoms of sneakers (see MTV CRIBS). Nasty ass biotch!!!!!!

Fat Joe needs to join Weight Watchers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by none of yo beeswax July 24, 2004

Fat Tits

When a woman has large breasts due mostly to the fact that she is fat rather than being actually endowed. This is visually determined by the protrusion of stomach below, and barely less far, than said fat tits.

"Dude, that chick has HUGE boobs!"
"No, she has fat tits. Check out that gut. That is not cool."

by Spiden January 1, 2009

fat nigger

1: A Fat Individual Who Sits Around And Smokes Marijuana Out Of A Bong All Day. Then Eats Till He Passes Out.

2: A Lazy Individual

3: A Fat African American

4: Reference For A Persons Name

5: Munching Out When Stoned

1: Dam You Fat Nigger, Pass That Dam Bowl

2: Your Such A Fat Nigger, Pass Me That Bong

3: Dam See That Fat Nigger In The Cadi ?

4: You Call That Fat Nigger

5: Dam Two Boxes Of Pizza? What A Fat Nigger

by Vince Brizaleta July 29, 2006

Runescape Fat

Runescape fat is the amount of weight accumulated whilst playing (and in some cases even watching) Runescape The massive online adventure game by Jagex ltd.
Once Runescape fat is gained it can never be removed, weight-loss diets and regular exercise have been proven ineffective.
The Runescape Fat formula per Kg is: (‘RS’ hours {over} body Metabolism) X 3.14

Robbie- Hey Jake, have you seen Sam lately?
Jake- Yeah, he’s like a walking slab of lard
Robbie- No, it’s just Runescape fat
Jake- I don’t think he’s heart could take anymore Runescape.
Robbie- Anymore and he will end up in Lumbridge eh?
Jake- Faggots *Walks off*

by hcrismawson96 March 14, 2009

fat dick

The act of fucking someone over; The act of pulling a 'fast one'.

That girl said she'd meet me at Thirsty Bear, but she gave me the fat dick and didn't show up.

by E ~ Dub March 21, 2009

fat joe

Giant man who licks the bottoms of sneakers, and has many fat men lurking around his house.

Rather than taking the advice of his nutritionist, Fat Joe prefers to lick the bottoms of sneakers because they taste like migrant childrens' sweat.

by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004