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Couch Scotch

When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.
Where does Larena live?

Girl, who knows! She out here playing couch Scotch.
by Lordbear1 October 28, 2021
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Couching

It’s when someone sits/lays on a couch for more than an hour.
Sorry I can’t come over right now, I’m busy couching
by Crisssssyyy May 19, 2018
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couched cunt

A person who is a lazy cunt. This word is usually said by people of German origin.
Only true memes will say this, the type of person who can make anything into a hilarious or dark humored joke.
Cactus: you fucking faggout
Alana: stfu
Cactus: *shaking my head* *in loud voice*
You couched cunt.
by DeutschlandUnion October 24, 2018
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Couch Queen

A voluntarily kept woman who has no shame in not contributing anything to a relationship outside of the bedroom. Unwilling to go as far as to maintain the home or cook while her husband makes all the money. Assumes the role of resident couch potato and entitled brat.
"My wife is a couch queen. She's convinced her performance between the sheets is enough to earn her a free pass on contributing anything further to our relationship. She's reduced her days to sipping White Claws while watching F-boy Island while I'm slaving away at work 11 hours a day."
by jimwkejnwekdkwe January 13, 2024
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sectional couch

crappy ass couch for an elderly couple
my grandma and pappy got a sectional couch
by crzygolf2000 June 23, 2017
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Couch Puddle

When you fuck a girl on a leather couch and leave a puddle of sweat and female juice.
I just want to make couch puddles right now, man.
by Trill Gang December 29, 2018
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porch couch season

A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.
Oh well it must be porch couch season because I can hear the neighbors fighting till 2:00am
by Ernchuck May 31, 2018
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