Ron's Mom

The perfect comeback in any situation, exclaiming "Ron's Mom" is a get-out-of-jail-free card

"You're fat."

"Oh yeah? Well, Ron's Mom."

by Josh J June 25, 2005

mom tits

Large breasts on an older, mature woman.

Did you see the mom tits on Bernie's mother? Everyone's drooling to nurse on them like a baby.

by KillerMongaloid January 16, 2011

daniels mom

The most slutty mom in the entire univers more than erics mom

Daniels mom is a slut!

by Erics Mom son October 21, 2013

mom and dem

New Orleans slang for one's family. Pronounced as one word, depending on the speaker, either "mom'n'dem" or "momma'n'dem". Spoken by a yat, usually after where y'at.

See also a'ight

Clotille: Where y'at, T-Roy?
T-Roy: A-ight, how's ya mom and dem?
Clotille: They fine, dawlin.

by T-Dogg57 April 13, 2008

soccer mom

A blonde middle-aged woman who's spent far too much time at the fake-n'-bake, barely stands five feet tall on her tiptoes, drives an SUV the size of a Sherman tank because she has a female Napoleon complex, and plasters the back of said vehicle with stickers about how her child is a straight A student at <insert here> middle school.

Most of the women driving SUV's around Richmond, VA.

by Syd Barrett December 23, 2003

your mom

The thing annoying retards say when they think they're cool, or what they say when they don't feel like answering a question (usually followed by a high pitched voice screaming OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

Guy: Duuuuude, hahahahaha, I watched a movie
Guy#2: I watched your MOM

Dude: What'd u have for lunch
Dude#2: YOUR MOM!!!!
Random Dude: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Truth Speaker May 1, 2004

tiger mom

a mother that is extremely stereotypically asian.

one that would usually do the following
-talk extremely loud on the telephone
-beat their children
-demand high grades
-favour the eldest son
-get into a car crash
-wears traditional chinese robes
-only gives their children money during chinese new years
-will take all fortune cookies seriously
-bargain at the dollar store
-cook aggresively
-mercilessly kill seafood
etc.

wow, gong hei fat choi's mom is such a tiger mom.

by skatingjenny January 13, 2011