Holding the oatmeal

Another way of saying that you need to throw up/vomit but can’t because there is no where for you or someone to let it out. (The oatmeal part coming from that fact that oatmeal looks like vomit)

Ex1. Oh no... I think I’m gonna have to hold the oatmeal.

Ex2. Jenny needs to leave, now. She’s been holding the oatmeal.

by Someone odd July 6, 2019

Girls who hold 4 fingers up

are the type to kill you when you breathe near another girl.
the type to only care about you and no other man.
the type to be horny as hell but can play it cool.

Girls who hold 4 fingers up-toxic

“he shook her hand and she killed him and her”

by ashlations September 25, 2022

The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal it.

Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your girlfriend couldn't see it.

by anonymous January 21, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

National hold hands day

The day where you hold hands with whoever you can on March 9th

“Give me your hand”
“Why?”
“It’s National hold hands day”

by Yejdbdnd March 8, 2022

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 27, 2025

Hold Jiggers

When your girl is on her period and the only way to get her off without coming up like a you just left a Gwar concert is to peek her panties down enough to still cover the rappel line, kinda like a meth head looking out some blinds, holding jiggers for some shadow people.

"My boyfriend refused to go down on me when I am on my period until Mike showed him how to hold jiggers, like a man, and tounge punch Satan's doorbell all fucking night."

by Ginjarigger February 6, 2021