It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”
Me: cheer up
Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.
Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.
Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
by madscatraz November 22, 2017
Get the Who shit in your oreosmug. by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 September 5, 2023
Get the Double Stuffed Oreomug. by Freedom of speech August 14, 2019
Get the Oreomug. A sex act in which two audience members invite a stand-up comic to have a catered threesome in a fancy hotel.
"OMG, I have to tell you what happened at the Open Mic, that ruggedly handsome Hagrid-looking guy got a Frosted Oreo!"
by anonymous August 24, 2025
Get the Frosted Oreomug. (Verb)
*Requires 2 Black Males and 1 White Female*
Find and dig up a semi-decomposed white female. The female will lay in the middle while one black male inserts his penis into the vagina and another inserts his into the anus.
*Requires 2 Black Males and 1 White Female*
Find and dig up a semi-decomposed white female. The female will lay in the middle while one black male inserts his penis into the vagina and another inserts his into the anus.
by Juanto Fries March 26, 2024
Get the Oreo Muntmug. A cookie you can eat you can go num num num and shove it down someones fucking throat then they end dying bc they can't fucking breath
by Oreo Oreo Lreo Treo Mreo Kreo October 16, 2020
Get the Oreomug. by Transformees fan2 July 30, 2021
Get the Oreo Botmug.