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smegg nog

A spicy holiday drink made from cinnamon, nutmeg, cream, and ejaculate. To prepare; pour cream into your partner's mouth, sprinkle on cinnamon and nutmeg, then drop a load and sweeten to taste.
Jason: "Sarah, what's your favorite thing about the holidays"

Sarah: "Hmmm... Well, I love cuddling up in front of the fire with a mug of your spunky smegg nog!"
by terminal2 December 23, 2008
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Noggles

"Noggles" (Nouns + goggles) are one of the traits that make a Noun so unique. They're the glasses worn by Nouns NFTs.
The noggles are the symbol of the cc0 culture.
by jp.⌐◨-◨ November 28, 2022
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Nog

1.To give a sloppery or poorly executed blow job.

2.To enjoy a sloppery blow job
1. I bet you give Nog you slag

2. Yo girl, gimme some of that nog
by J.A.A July 8, 2018
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Frosty Noggin

A noun. The act of recieving a blow job by a girl with a mouth full of the males favorite ice cream.
Last night we stopped by Suzie's place because she just picked up cookie dough ice cream and was down to frosty noggin.
by slamvan May 2, 2014
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Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian)

GoGuardian is the worst thing ever. It is spyware because it can block websites that are school appropriate, take screenshots, see your search history, spy on you through a webcam, close your tabs, and track you.

I was tracked on GoGuardian not even by a teacher but by some asshole who is there for students with special needs and I am not one of them.

FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN!
I fucking hate you for tracking me, closing my tabs, spying on me, and doing a bunch of other shit with GoGuardian. Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) is the right way to make your students happy and have a good time in schook
by Random Words & Definitions October 27, 2022
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Nog

Girl: He is such a nog
by KCapTaiNL May 20, 2018
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nog

a term of endearment for your best friend-- your Number One Girl. Similar to bae.
Bride: Thanks for throwing me a sweet bachelorette party. You know me so well!
Maid of Honor: No problem, that's why I'm the nog.
by Han.K December 19, 2014
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