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Text Tension

The interruption of a normal text messaging pattern due to unknown reasons. Most applicable in romantic relationships.
"Jane" receives texts from her trainer two times each week. Once on Monday at 8:00 am, and Thursday at 8:00 am. However, said trainer did not send the Monday text - leaving "Jane" clueless and confused. Jana begins to feel text tension, and wonders if it was something she did or said...
by Dallas Glass March 2, 2008
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text messaging

1. The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute.
2. Nigga Technology- don't start wild&out saying I'm racist, I don't mean it in a disrespectful way. I am using it as a general term for ignorant mothafuckas. someone of any race can be an ignorant muthafucka
3. Involves typing with thumbs Which I just don't approve of.
4. Fun fact, nothing typed by some niggaz thumbs has ever been important
5. Text messaging sucks
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Text messaging
Person 1: Can you print out your conversations?
Person 2: No
Person 1: You wanna know why? Cause niggaz never have anything to print
by Suck my nine April 7, 2006
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Text Massage

What happens when you have your phone on vibrate and is in your pocket and you get a text, vibrating on your genitals and giving a very good massage.
Angela was sitting down, and randomly got a text massage from her dad.
by destructotruck March 17, 2010
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Text Ditched

when a person that you have been texting for a while mysteriously doesn't text back
Guy 1: yo my girl hasn't texted me back in a while and we've been talking all day
Guy 2: You definatly just got text ditched
by phunkmaster June 3, 2009
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Christmass text

The very generic sounding text message you receive Christmas day, sometimes from people you forgot you had in your phone.
New Message:

From: Jenna

"Merry Christmas!"

From: Ben

"Have a good Xmas!!!"

ugh, I just got like 5 Christmass texts
by and by January 5, 2011
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Text-Cited

The act of being overwhelmingly excited trough a text-message via cell phone, with out showing the emotion externally.
OMG!I totally just won the Lottery!

You wouldn't believe this but I just got married!

I GOT THE JOB!!!

These would be examples of being Text-Cited

ExcitedTextOmgPhoneCell Phone
by 2cool4Urban May 21, 2009
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cute text

Girl's Twitter Subtweets: I wish he would send me a cute text.
Guy next morning: I think about you every second of the day and don't know what I would do without you.
Girl: AWW THAT WAS SUCH A CUTE TEXT
Guy's Mind: Fuck yes; I mastered the cute text. Who knew all I had to do was tell her how I really feel?
by IsaiahJTurner March 20, 2015
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