noah logic

When someone named noah creates his own logic that has no resemblance at any degree to actual logic and common sense.

Noah logic: I have a headache, I'm going to go play a comp.
Actual logic: I have a headache, I'm NOT going to go play a comp.

by Jay-Shay The One June 13, 2017

Noah Carter

To be gluten free, speed walk, and throw 80 poo

Did you see that kid give up that homerun? What a Noah Carter.

by EdmondOKC April 27, 2023

Noah Position

The Noah Position, or man-yeet-woman position, is a sex position in which generally, a man engages in sexual intercourse with a woman before he kicks said woman off a cliff.

Gamora got Noah Position'd

by Vex1001 April 18, 2021

the noah sandles

all noahs are know to have huge dicks and are the best at pulling girls. they have the best dicks not only are they great they are boners always!

the noah sandles has the best dick.

by hay boi May 4, 2022

Noah Rubin

A small penis loser

You are the equivalent of Noah Rubin.

by Jawz2003 November 2, 2017

Noah Karatas

The sexiest smash bros player in the universe. One glance from this intellectual will make women flood their pants and drop dead to the floor. If you wish to defeat this god, train for another 200 years or else you will be hit by the legendary spinning back fist. He is and always will be the greatest internet funny man whos accomplishments remind the others that his penis size is bigger than theirs and that he is doin your mom.

Dude I just tried to fight Noah Karatas and got hit with a rasengan. He truly is a godly being.

by nnoxx April 27, 2020

Noah Sleiman

An almighty human being that has control over the world and can control anything and everything.

I feel like I'm Noah Sleiman right now

by kaggles October 23, 2023