A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014
A hardy roar that must be given when you graze your lovers or sex partners butthole with thy finger in a circular motion, tracing thy butthole. Actions after this are up to the battle-crier.
When I grazed her butthole with my finger, I gave my hardy butthole battle cry so she knew I meant business.
by Sox773 January 04, 2019
A hardy roar that must be given when you graze your lovers or sex partners butthole with thy finger in a circular motion, tracing thy butthole. Actions after this are up to the battle-crier.
When I grazed her butthole with my finger, I gave my hardy butthole battle cry so she knew I meant business.
by Sox773 January 04, 2019
A 'Who Would Win' Battle.
by AnyaForger May 15, 2022
When a male shaves his balls and accidentally cuts his sack leading to a gash that leads to a never ending cycle of lacerations
Son- Hey Dad, I think I have Battle Sack from accidentally cutting my balls while shaving in the shower the other morning. What should I do?
Dad- Hey Son, I'm sorry to tell you but you're fucked for life.
Dad- Hey Son, I'm sorry to tell you but you're fucked for life.
by Squeege68213 June 12, 2015
My car is battle fucked.
by Jaquelizze November 03, 2018
by arch killer July 17, 2010