mushroom runner

A type of runner that only appears when there are perfect weather conditions, like mushrooms after a rain

Where were all these mushroom runners yesterday when it was 5 degrees colder?

by winniesleftclit May 7, 2022

wild mushroom

when a man's pubic hair reaches out longer than his penis does.

Ian's dick is so small he has a wild mushroom

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

milky mushroom

when you stick the tip of your penis in a milk jug and helicopter it so the milk sprays everywhere

“hey quantovius i heard you’ve got a killer milky mushroom, can you teach me?”

by FATHAIRYSACK May 21, 2022

Mushrooms

Mushrooms (noun): the tender flesh of the earth; dirt meat

source: tumblr user @writhe

I consume the holy flesh of mushrooms, hoping mother nature will not bestow upon me with her eternal wrath as I eat all that it important to her; nay, the illusion of decay is just that: an illusion. Time is endless and in the end, we are all one with the earth. We are all at peace. Blessed be the Mushroom Queen (blessed be).

by Strange Bird May 18, 2019

Mushroom candy

A drug. Very addictive

Hey man whatcha eating?
Mushroom candy
Oh shit

by Mushroom candy September 5, 2021

kanik mushroom

A scummy mushroom that's 20 ft underground
Racist pice of shit that doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut

"This cunts being an asshole after one cone - such a kanik mushroom"
"I was going on with my day when all of a sudden I smell a disgusting stench coming from the bin,must be a kanik mushroom"

by Calling out the hoes August 1, 2022