michigan wolverines

The best football team ever who has the most wins in college history at 824 and has been a team for 132 years. Has beat michigan state 67 times and lost 32 and tied 5. Michigan State will never be as good as the Wolverines.

Michigan rivalry teams- Ohio State, Michigan State, Notre Dame, and Minesota.

michigan wolverines are the best football team in college history.

by UofM4life<3 November 24, 2011

Michigan Jackpot

You need 2 people, one person to do the act, and the other to make the bet. This is where, u bet your friend 2 dollars on the condition that you can flick a quarter into a girls cleavage. You aim, fire, and if it goes in, you pull her arm and scream jackpot! You've won the 2 dollars. However, if it misses, you have to reach down her shirt to retrieve your quarter.

"Paul, I'll bet you cant Michigan Jackpot that girl over there" "By God Cody, I think you have yourself a bet!"

by Pappa Pamp November 8, 2007

munching monkey

(v. gerund) A euphemism for eating pussy.

Belinda and Stephanie got together for a 69 and ended up munching monkey all night long.

by Rob Porter December 24, 2007

Michigan State University

a) Inferior college.
b) For those who did not get into the University of Michigan.
c) for those with a gpa of 2, and SAT score of 400.

Mike attended Michigan State because he was not smart enough to be accepted to The University of Michigan

by Michigan College Rankings January 17, 2005

Michigonian

A stupid person from Michigan.

Freaking Michigonian! Why can't you be an Arkie!

by alyisamazing November 29, 2011

Michi

THE BEST, MOST PRETTY, SMART, AWESOME PERSON IN THE WORLD

"she is such a michi"

by michi fan April 29, 2022

da munchies

when you smoke alot of weed and you get seriously fuckin' hungry.

"Damn, dude, i got da munchies."
"HHHUUUUAAATT?"
"I GOT DA MUNCHIES!"
"OOOKKKKAAAAYYYY!!!!"
"YEEEAAAAAAH!"
"indeed..."

by dude007 May 30, 2008