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Mud asser

The term Mud asser originates from the name Mudacer. It's most likely to be the name of an extremely obese Afghan guy who does art. He rarely takes showers and smells like piss mixed with sweat. He does not wipe his ass, hence the name "Mud asser".
Guy 1: You're such a mud asser!
Guy 2: But I wipe my ass!
by MeatiestOfMeat August 31, 2021
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Mud Knuckle

During anal sex , upon re-entry you bend your hard on and it looks like a bent thunb.
I got a Mud Knuckle while plowing some chick in the ass last night. Hurt like hell.
by Dadawggy January 19, 2019
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Mud Soaking

The act of motionless anal insertion of a penis.
Hey babe we’ve been soaking for a while now. But I was wondering if we could try mud soaking? It’s my birthday after all.
by SURFISIS September 11, 2023
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Mud monkey

Someone who is easily attracted to black me
Ava:”he’s cute “
Sally:”so your a mud monkey?”
by User1661616 May 12, 2020
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Mud goggles

1a When the uppermost of the two sexual partners engaging in the classic 69 position, defecates on to the other participants face. The true 'mud goggle' effect isn't reached until the stool droops over covering both eyes.
2a when your friend makes a potential mate out to be less attractive than they actually are, because of foul mood -they are said to be wearing "mud goggles"
a. Steve gave Martha some awful mud goggles last night, he probably wont ever see her again
b. Jessica sure was attractive, but mark said she was a real shovel face poor guys wearing the mud goggles tonight.
by NonsenseLock December 18, 2012
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mud squirt

An attempt to fart, but instead projectile shitting yourself a little
Jackie thought she was safe, but she soon realized that little toot in the ladies room was a mud squirt. Hope it washes out of that dress.
by Bridgette 69 January 2, 2017
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Mud Toad

Large female who hangs out at cookout and will blow anyone with a diesel. Where’s ugg boot and leggings to show off her kankles and cottage cheese ass. Area of region: Concord, NC.
God damn look at that mud toad over there, I bet she could suck the chrome off my exhaust tip
by Expert Mud Toad Pimp May 16, 2018
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