Mowday

Low functioning idiot. Keeps a stock pile of Lemon pepper and old wiperblades.

Me: Dude, quit being such a Mowday!
Mowday: Hey don't call me retarded :(

by FatGrumpyPizza March 2, 2017

menday

A guy who can't get any girls because he usually has no eyebrows

girl: I ran into a menday to day and got a shook when i looked at his face.

by australiamade May 31, 2017

mongay

a poor slang term for a party - involving the consumption of alcohol, along with the participation in wholesome activities, i.e. boardgames, knitting, etc.

Do you want to come over to my house for a mongay? or ... Hey, let's have a mongay on Monday.

by FiddleFaddler January 18, 2011

monsay

1.How a less educated person expresses themself in terms of their mother.
2.A typical word associated with people of less intellegence.
3.An word that is capable of bringing down your intellegence.

Brian said to the retard next to him "monsay I can have anything I want"

by Thomas Terrence September 30, 2005

mondy

any yellow labrador retriever who is both female and molly who enjoys doing tricks in the Tri

mondy is out back chasing a bone around the yard

by yannidepp April 21, 2010

Mondays in Alchemy

The place to be when you're too old for Wezz and too young for Coppers.

No matter who you are or where you're from, in Alchemy there is always a happy, happy ending.

Catherine: "Its a Monday night, and im GAGGING for it, whats a girl to do?

Orla: "Looks like its Mondays in Alchemy tonight so!!"

by G20ification September 5, 2011

Mondayie

(mon-day-yyyy)
The word you use when Monday is so bad that there are no words to describe how badly you don't want Monday to exist.

Why does today have to be so Mondayie, let's go back to Friday.

by They call me Fred June 3, 2018