muff mobile

a car characteristically driven by a chick eg a Z3. Men driving such cars are largely scorned

look at that wanker in the muff mobile.

by chez June 11, 2004

Mobstacle

Mobstacle: An individual or group of individuals who walk slowly due to focussing on their mobile phone or other mobile device and generally making it difficult for you to pass them, hence you are blocked or slowed down by their nuisance.

Warning - A mobstacle is prone to unexpected changes in direction or erratic gestures, requiring a wide berth by all normal pedestrians.

I missed my bus because I was stuck behind a couple of mobstacles!

by Chaucer Dan April 3, 2011

Moby Cock

1. a term used to describe a large white penis, also see one eyed wonder weasle, super ghost, and albino godzilla

the greatest legend of the seven labias, moby cock, the great white penis

by dustin ross June 7, 2007

Mobby Tobby

Getting/Hooking up with women while you are drunk/high or under the influence of any drug.

Bro, Last night I fosho was mobby tobby with this thick ass beezy.

by Yeezy Eazy August 25, 2010

Mobijoke

Short comedy films based off of jokes designed for mobile distribution. "Mobi" refers to "mobile" as in mobile phones, ipods etc. Originally started by www.mobijokes.tv

"Hey man, check out this mobijoke, it's fricken' funny!"

Or, "these are some great mobijokes."

by Amariah Olson December 12, 2008

mobile disco

Motor vehicle with a very loud sound system which is played at full volume while cruising the streets.

Look kids, the man is driving his mobile disco.

by Steve Potts June 12, 2007

Mobfish

A female of the indigenous variety that makes shitloads of noise for no apparernt reason and will get agressive if they bump into you accidentally, usually raising a fist and exclaiming "MMMMMM!!!", the fist will rarely be used to inflict pain on the victim of the MMMMing.

Them mobfish over there think they own the place!

by ::Buddha:: May 12, 2008