Rusty Mike

When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.

“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
“Yeah man!”

by TheGoodOleBoys September 2, 2020

sexy mike

HE is a sexy pigeon man who takes pictures of toes. but he loves licking pigs with his bernie sanders buttwhole.
he twerks out naked shrek's on saturday's in MAC DONALDS . he rides frog people

aww man a SEXY MIKE

by IDK SEXY MIKE September 11, 2020

Captain Mike

A mythical legend that lives in the highlands of Everts.He has a son who he beats everyday.

Captain mike was beating Landon, Landon was very happy

by Brady_gross September 23, 2020

Mike Pence

a guy who you dont usually hear about because he is overshadowed by his asshole buddy donny. although you dont see him much, you always get some sort of cunty vibe from him

"yo did yea hear? Mike Pence is a closeted homosexual!"
" who is Mike Pence?"

by kornguy109 November 3, 2020

Coach Mike

One goofy ass nigga

“Omfg guys Coach Mike hit a motorcycle driving to practice”

“That’s crazy! What a goofy ass nigga!”

by mygfsuckstoes October 16, 2019

Coach Mike

An unempathetic coach

He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do

by 188888995 July 29, 2021

Mike Bobagaurd

The best lawyer in Kentucky

Mike Bobagaurd saved me from three charges of Illegal warheads

by Susan Bobagaurd August 25, 2022