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megan flaitz

is a disgusting person who eats children
your just like Megan flaitz
by litttitt January 25, 2018
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Megan

a discordian thot that spends her time in each server trying to get e dick.
megan : it was big so i rode it

me: MEGAN U TREESH
by moniee<3 August 6, 2021
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Megan

The most retarted name in the world. Don't go to close to this girl and don't ever fuck with her or she will piss you off and fuck you and then you'll get a cockprint in your legs.
Elliot: Hey did you see megan last night?
Greg: ya she was jockin on my dick all night!
Kyle: DAMN she got game bitch
by Guy249 October 27, 2021
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Megan

Megan has the biggest juiciest grippiest moose knuckle pussy in the universe. A Megan in the wild will Hoover suck your dusty soul out your lifeless meat wand and leave you convulsing like a tasered mall cop.

Megan is the best thing that will ever happen to you in your life. Tread cautiously and know you will feel slightly suicidal on some days but all of her majestic qualities are worth the occasional ideations.
Wow my bird chest just chest collapsed I just got Megan’d !
by Meowdompompom November 23, 2021
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Megan

Megan a ditzy blonde who loves blue waffles and lemon partys she will google anything shes asked to and spends 90% of her time naked

Has no idea of how to use technology other than to watch lemon party porn
by Highlander90 January 27, 2018
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Megan

Megan is a kind hearted , loving fun spirit with a Megan around no room is dark ! Most Megan’s are like this but if you find the odd miserable unfun one stay away as they can be devilish , Megan’s are also known for being sneaky and smart , if you ever encounter a Megan never let her out of your sight as she is the best thing that will ever happen to you .her weakness are Kindness and presents !
person a ) here is a present
Megan) awhhhh that is so nice of you I can’t accept it you are the best ever friend

Person a ) 😑😑
by Hallfriend19 December 29, 2019
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Megan Tatlow

Megan Tatlow is a person of many fantastic traits! She is clever, quick witted, and kind. She has the most adorable laugh! Even though on she surface she may act shy, when you get to know her, she's open, true, bubbly, and can't make up her mind! She's usually very kind to people she meets, but don't be fooled! Mess with her, and your in for a whole lot of sarcasm, tickle fights, and pillow fights! Megan is someone you can count on, and tell everything to, because she won't judge you. You can trust her! She's a very loyal friend, but don't underestimate her! It's always the quiet ones. She's a very sporty person, but doesn't really have anyone to compete or play against. She likes spending time with her awesome best friend Cassidy, and gives her full attention. She's not like the girls who are always on devices when friends are over, she loves playing games, and socializing (with friends, not anyone else). She's not like any other girl! And best of all, she's always there for you when you need her!
Megan Tatlow is the most awesome friend a girl could ask for!
by Megan Tatlow May 13, 2018
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