Maddie is the most retarted person on the face of the entire earth. She's the type of person that asks, "What is movement?" in science class. She's also the person that thinks 100 stories is 760 ft tall. Not to mention her best friends are Lily and Nicole. Lily is also super retarded. Nicole isn't as retarded but still retarded. Maddie jokes around that she wants to get pregnant at the age of 15 and leave the father. She looks like a slut and is impossible to work next to. She hums to herself the whole time you are taking a test. Maddie will make you want to kill yourself.
Person 1: Ayo, did you hear that?
Person 2: What dawg??
Person 1: Yo Maddie just asked if you could throw a rock at the ground and miss!
Person 2: Damn! She's even more retarded than carpet!
Person 1: Fr.
Person 2: What dawg??
Person 1: Yo Maddie just asked if you could throw a rock at the ground and miss!
Person 2: Damn! She's even more retarded than carpet!
Person 1: Fr.
by bigbooty69_ December 16, 2021
Get the Maddiemug. She is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet and if you let her go you really messed up. She is the girl that everyone wants to be and is jealous of, She also has a very fat ass ;). By naming your child maddy you knew instantly she was going to grow up being beautiful and getting a boyfriend at the right time that will never want to leave her
by I love maddy November 23, 2021
Get the Maddymug. A kleptomaniac bitch who looks like a hippo with big watermelons taped onto her front. She acts sweet, and then she'll attack. Usually by stealing your things or talking shit about you behind your back. Never trust a Maddie.
Girl1: "What's your name?"
Girl2: "Maddie!"
Girl1: "So that's why I thought you seemed like a bitch!"
Girl2: "Maddie!"
Girl1: "So that's why I thought you seemed like a bitch!"
by GrierIsMyGirlfriend February 22, 2024
Get the Maddiemug. The my eyes are up here effect.
Someone who will make any man do a double take, and any taken man not be allowed to go out anymore. Maddy is someone with an excellent personality, and also an EXCELLENT personality.
Someone who will make any man do a double take, and any taken man not be allowed to go out anymore. Maddy is someone with an excellent personality, and also an EXCELLENT personality.
by anonymous October 6, 2025
Get the The Maddy Effectmug. the absolute smut of somerset. she is the trashiest white bitch ever with her ugly dead bleached hair. she has the most massive forehead ever.
by ur bih September 11, 2022
Get the Maddie Raposomug. Lexi and Maddies friendship is complicated, they both don’t know how they feel about each other and is a bit confused about how they feel but they would be a good couple if they figured it out
by Fortnite.69 March 26, 2022
Get the Lexi and Maddiemug. by analogysie March 19, 2021
Get the maddie edlinmug.