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MACHOSLAV

Alpha Male amongst the Slavic race. All genetic traces have linked back to Polish ancestry. Diligent searches in Russia have turned up no Machoslavs. Very defined masculinity and a large muscle mass that stands above all others in any crowd. A large brain mass equates with upper level logic rarely matched and never surpassed.
Machoslavs are widely sought after by sharp looking ladies. Victory is the only option for a Machoslav. Machoslavs are looked at with envy and sometimes hatred by Lesser Slavs and others who don't measure up.
by Michael Slavonski September 11, 2008
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Macho Man Jump

When playing the game Left 4 Dead on VS. you jump from a high place (top of building) as a hunter and say "OH YEAH" or "SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM MOTHER FUCKER" as you pounce one of the survivors \.
" Dude Look!!! I just Macho Man Jumped that little queer, HAHA fuck Louis. OH YEAH! "
by J.T.000 January 31, 2009
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Machaila

an amazing chica that always has a smile on! she's ready to help a friend in need and she loves to see people happy!!!! Loves all sports! espeically Softball and VolleyBall!!
Machaila you smile too much.
by Blue Eyed Beauty September 30, 2009
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Machine Gun Funk

AK-47 or any other related strains of marijuana.
Puff Daddy: "Yo Biggie, did you get that AK-47?"

Notorious B.I.G.: "Yeah Diddy, I got that Machine Gun Funk, nigga."
by HeteroSkolnikian February 19, 2012
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blood machine

A violent sounding term for the word "heart."
My blood machine must have been pumping at about 125 bpm after the marathon!
by FMchubs May 18, 2005
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fireplace answering machine bullshit

n.- anything that sucks or is completely pointless.
I'm sick of all the fireplace answering machine bullshit paypal puts you through to create an account.
by Grams of Justin April 5, 2005
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angry time machine

when you are fucking a girl so hard that she travels back in time and gets eaten by a dinosouar
Tom: Where is Jenny
Cam: I gave her a angry time machine last night
Tom; Oh so thats where she is
by qaswedfrtghyyujkiol;p November 2, 2009
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