Luke Pitchen

A young man mostly tormented by his over sized forehead who experiences a painful case of le símp.
If you come across this young man please be aware he may be walking obscurely because of his recent penetration from the behind.

“Hey there isn’t that Luke Pitchen who is always simping”
“Yeah mate I heard he took it up the arse for her”

by icantbelieveyouvedonethis.... February 17, 2021

Luke Nowell

A Luke Nowell is pretty nice, decent body shape and is also terrified of Super Mario Galaxy for the Nintendo Wii

Me: I talked to a Luke Nowell today.
Person: yeah, who needs confidence when you can be like that

by Smexyman69 May 29, 2020

Luke Bainbridge

Luke Bainbridge: May seem a little strange at first, but once you get to know him he is one of the most kind hearted and loving people in the world. Luke won't let you down and will always be there for you. Even if it is just for some company. Luke tends to be on the affectionate side, willing to receive or give hugs to anyone, man or woman. Luke is also very good with making people smile, as well as being the person you can trust most with your problems. Once Luke is in your life you won't want to get rid of him and if you do you will always go back to look for him.

1: Hey man you know Luke Bainbridge? Yea well him and I were chatting and that guy is actually amazing with advice!

2: Dude did you invite Luke Bainbridge to the party? No? Man are you crazy ? You need him there !

3 : Girl you need to find yourself a Luke Bainbridge

by iizLuke August 14, 2017

luke birch

An iconic British legend

Chantell: gets her wig whisked up
Luke Birch: stop snatching wigs Chantell
School nurse: don’t worry guys all she needs is a blue paper towel

by Jdjsnskznsks June 30, 2019

Luke Cartering

When someone has the background that suggests intelligence but is absolutely terrible at poker and any form of strategy games

He graduated Harvard but he every game night he is Luke Cartering.

by TonyBoloney November 30, 2020

Luke prince

even though he’s a fag he gets bitches and loves pussy he has a fat ass hell its bigger than mine and he’s hella good softball player

luke prince is a faggot

by madhindman February 9, 2019

luke and gemma

An amazing couple who will last a lifetime together. They may not find each other at the greatest of places throughout life but they pass and love each other. They believe if you don't fight for the relationship its not worth it. A lot of fighting breaking up, kissing and making up involved. But in the end they are still the greatest couple known to man.

Girl: I wish I was in a couple like (Luke and Gemma)

by sup.biatch June 16, 2017