linchpin

linchpin - the faggot of the group who thinks he is important.

caleb - guys admit it i am the linchpin of our group

group - yea caleb you are a queer go jump off a bridge

by fuckoffcaleb February 19, 2014

Linux

The operating system* little boys employ in a vain attempt to appear computer-savvy due it's perceived complexity, which is really just a convoluted user interface stemming from the lack of higher cognitive ability found in Loonux 'programmers'.

As with any underdog**, you will find a horde of fumbling zealots defending Loonux, who, rather than pose arguments with a rational and verifiable basis, will simply parrot ignorant statements against the operating system(s) that put Loonux to shame (e.g, Windows). More often than not, these lower beings will resort to childish name-calling and irrelevant technical references which further compacts their own ineptitude.

* "Linux" as referred to here is of it's derivatives based on the Linux kernel.

** Windows currently holds 94.3% market share vs Linux's < 1% (As of May, 2009)

If you're ever in need of a guideline on how to write sloppy, inefficient, spaghetti code, then see: linux.org

by A.Senior.Software.Engineer May 10, 2009

linux

an operating system used by people who think they are cool. it usualy does not work properly or uses a great amount of skill

linux blows like macs but windows acually works

by Dr Dressup January 26, 2005

babraham lincoln

Nick name for US Aircraft Carrier Abraham Lincoln CVN-72 after the Abraham Lincoln was to be the first carrier to integrate female aviators into the crew after the Combat Exclusion Laws were lifted on 28 April 1993.

There's the babraham lincoln !

by old_dog March 29, 2009

Linux

A kernel made by Linux Torvalds; a product of consumption of an hilarious amount alcohol.

<oppstoppersnopp>Linux is the best
<femilh>STFU, or I'll rape your mother with a Hitlerjügend-knife
<oppstoppersnopp>But Linux is the best!
<femilh>No, BSD is the best.
<oppstoppersnopp>No
<femilh>Yes
<oppstoppersnopp>No
<femilh>Yes
<oppstoppersnopp>OK ALREADY! BSD RULES THE FSCKING EARTH!

by Mr. Charles Beastie IV.IV May 18, 2005

lincoln circle

A sexual act where one person wears a top hat and places his face on the other so they can feel their beard

Last night I gave my girl friend a Lincoln circle

by P0dus February 12, 2014

lincoln hall

A kid who peaked in high school. Overall a nice guy who lacks friends. Also passes out during the pregames for parties.

Don't be a Lincoln Hall.

by Jlmatt17 October 26, 2017