Jocelyn leech

a girl who sucks balls!

that girl over there looks like a jocelyn leech.

by werwee July 11, 2021

Dick Leather

A toughened skin on the penis made so with repeated use of abrasives.

Ya'll don't toughen up your dick leather.

by McDollar August 19, 2021

geek leech

whenever you're offered drugs by somebody who is already high on said drug.

Never geek leech when a tuned geeker approaches you with Lean

by wonkset November 2, 2021

Cathal Leedham

Cathal Leedham is a very ginger man. He is bullied a lot by his friends , he smells of potatoes and piss , bad at sports and is not good with girls : as he is likely homosexual (gay)

“Shut up mate , your definitely Cathal Leedham.”

by Jay Samson January 6, 2022

Phoenix leech

Phoenix leech describes someone who absorbs a great deal of information from others, distils and improves what they've learned into a competitive edge.

This man is like a phoenix leech.

by QDWAZAR January 9, 2022

Wife-leecher

Noun-a person who depends on his wife 's remittances abroad to support him and his vices, er, hobbies, including but not exclusively, buying used or second-hand built Gunpla and most probably dating ExGFs, if the latter do exist. This person would often flex things he doesn't have, and the things he does have aren't that significant to flex to being with, like a measly Gunpla collection, bidets, toilets and even satellite dishes.

When asked if he can pay for the commission he wants done, he replies with "I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance" then backs out at the last moment, right after the the person who's going to do the commission have bought materials and paint. This person would also do a 180, putting the blame on the builder for bullshit reasons, and even name drops the biggest Gunpla collector, then later on diss that same collector.

This person does not have a <real> job, but deludes himself that he will be able to achieve a huge Gunpla/toy collection with remittances from his wife, aiming to catch up to the Biggest Collector he dissed earlier on.

"How much for a commission?"

"Are you sure? You might back out like you did the previous guy."

"No I'm sure. How much? I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance."

"Ah, so you're a wife-leecher..."

by TheLingeringSaint February 4, 2022

Face leech

A parasite with great audacity; a feeding parasite easily seen by others; a funny parasite that reminds one of ‘good times’; a small but colorful jungle creature good for a laugh; a creature easily plucked off and thrown away.

Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.

Honey, hold still for a second. You’ve got a face leech. Got it!

by bespectacled May 6, 2022