Shoe laces

1. A terrible disease in which a person has tried to dice up and cook his show laces to use as a "snuffing" substance. Resulting in severe brain damage, the person begins to make little people out of paper clips and clothes-pins.

2. A very strange person usually goin by the name of "Paul-tor" but not always.

"What a fucking show lace."
"Let's Kill the SHOE-LACE!!!"

by Scherme June 3, 2003

late

To describe a persons trousers which are worn very low. i.e. When a guy wear baggy jeans around their arse.
... lateness - the act of wearing trousers very low.

Jonnys trousers are late!

by ktty*noir April 15, 2006

Late Night

The type of meal from the hours of 12- 6 a.m. when the hunger pangs return because you should be sleeping. This applies mostly to college students who stay up studying/whatever instead of sleeping and must therefore go through the process of hunger yet other time.

Crystal: wish i got after hour, starving while studying isnt cool :(
Sergio: right?! someone who finally gets this!! after hour is where its at fo college studentts, what uppppp
Crystal: yeah seriously! that random time when you're hungry at night! after hour is where its atttttt

College Student: (talking to himself) i had breakfast, lunch, and dinner... time for some late night!!

by Sexynesssssss September 26, 2011

Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at by the goliaths of the world) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Late Night Five

The term describing the five late-night comedy shows featuring Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, Craig Ferguson, and Jimmy Kimmel.

(Note: I probably forgot other late-night comedy shows.)

(Also note: Doesn't count Jon Stewart, Colbert, or the stand-up performances on Comedy Central. Their airing times are different.)

Jeez, I have to keep switching between the Late Night five, they're on at the same time, and rather funny.

by OLOL January 28, 2007

lanese

Lanese is typically a anus hole, the best use is for hugs.

Hey did you see how crazy that lanese was?

by The Only Ghost February 15, 2018

lateshift

amazing 4 piece punk band from london england consisting of - mike (guitar), toby (vocals and guitar), rich (drums), dave (bass) www.lateshiftmusic.com check them out!

lateshift will rock your socks!

by insider May 2, 2004