pussy knockin'

To knock softly prior to entrance of a room so that no one can hear you.

-J. P. why didn't you answer the door.

-Girl I can't hear you if you be pussy knockin' before you come in.

by Actor April 5, 2007

cod knocker

a guy who constantly grabs and adjust his privates

man, that dude at the bar is constantly playing with his junk, he's such a cod knocker.

by redneckpirate September 20, 2009

Knocked Up

Fucking a girl hard. Cumming in her probably slutty pussy.. Getting her pregnant. Good job dumbass!

You fucked, broke the condom, filled her to the brim with cum, got her knocked up...

by fortybuckle5859 October 30, 2018

knockler

a man who gets an erection and goes around knocking on random peoples' doors to see what they will say, often confused with a door to door salesman

Eader wants to be a knockler when he grows up.

by Sara Deason March 28, 2004

Knock Knock Open Up The Door It's Bork

Bork's name added to DMX's song "X Gon' Give It To Ya"

Knock knock open up the door it's BORK!

by Borkems91 April 6, 2010

cock-knocked ass clown

(n) the gayest person on earth, often having shit for brains

"DJ, you're a cock-knocked ass clown!

by seve December 12, 2006

fart knocker

n. 1. one who knocks farts
2. one who has the ability to penetrate gas with solid
3. one who can walk through a green cloud with no ill
effects
4. one who thinks he/she has discovered a door, only to
realize later that it was a fart
5. a brown, smelly ghost
6. one who uses: lol, ur, prolly, teh, etc.

Bruce: Knock knock.
Bob: Who's there.
Bruce: Fart.
Bob: Fart who?
Bruce: Fart Knocker.
Bob: Fuck you.

by camp lickalotta March 13, 2008