Jimmy Chill

when you wipe your ass with a stock option application and give it to someone saying it isn't shitty
usually associate with head ass Jim Cramer, the worlds shittiest CNBC financial advisor, creating bag holders since 2000's.

a. Man, I lost so much listening to that terrible CNBC personality" "Dude, sounds like you got Jimmy Chill'd!"
b. "I though something about this CNBC suggested stock smelled shitty. It's a Jimmy Chill"

by TurkishRocks69 March 18, 2022

Jimmy Barnes

Lead singer of legendary Aussie band, Cold Chisel. Known for his glorious screams.

Elly: Oi do you like Jimmy Barnes?
Marcus: Hell yeah, Barnsey is a lad

by Lil Kahoot April 14, 2018

Jimmy Jangle

When you drink spinny water and have an out of body experience.

yo tim you about some spinny water? Imma jimmy jangle that shit.

by rawdoggindog November 16, 2021

Lazy Jimmy

A useless / defective condom.

I fell pregnant because of a lazy jimmy

by ThisLazyGuy January 18, 2023

Jimmy Darling

Seggsy mf. Jimmy MY Darling is Evan Peters' most criminally under appreciated AHS character (with the exception of maybe Mr Gallant. This mf has hands like lobsters, therefor he's incapable of doing simple and certainly vital things nevermind after he gets the ducking things removed. Firstly he can't even take a piss by himself and as you can probably imagine from the previous statement he "can't jack off for shit!" this is a truly heartbreaking statement. And for some strange reason they make him perform come as you are by Nirvana. Kurt Cobain (also a seggsy mf) didn't write this song until the 1990's, near enough 40 years after the time period that this specific freakshow is set in. Bu at the same time this took me a shockingly short amount of time to get over as it is a Ryan Murphy show after all so wtf was i excpecting? What did you expect? Do better next time.To this day I still believe that they should've made Jimmy play the guitar during this scene. Why? Because it'd honestly be hilarious to watch.

"who's your favourite ahs character??"
"jimmy darling"
WHAT A LEGEND!!

by americanhorrorstorybarbie July 29, 2021

Jimmy Nibbler

A really good Blowjob

Person 1: Man, I got a Jimmy Nibbler until my spirit hit the sky

Person 2: That's so sick dude

by Ada1e March 7, 2023

Jimmy Jam

Sauce on anything that may come on any food item

Waitress: "What can I get for you?"

Customer: "I want that ten piece blickey (wings) minus the Jimmy Jam!

Waitress: "What is Jimmy Jam?"

Customer: "The sauce baby! The damn sauce!"

by CreamCheeseSpreadEagleEyeBoogy January 18, 2021