Jimmy Banter

When somebody says something nasty, but calls it banter!

Person a: You have nothing! Why are you even here?
Person b: Well... uh...
Person a: Don't worry mate, it's just banter!
Person b: More like Jimmy Banter!

by OnlySwimmingFreestyle December 1, 2014

The Jimmy Chode

The Jimmy Chose is a penis wider than it is long, or a chode, with the addition of one testicle or the birth monotestcular, with the testicle being square and the head being sharp and pointed.

Colin: Leo do you have The Jimmy Chode
Leo: No...

Jimmy: I DO

by Lenard the 7/11 Employee June 1, 2015

jimmy chews

Formerly known as Jimmy Choos, rebranded after the dog gets a hold of them, or other tragedies befall the shoes such as deep scuffs , gravel tears, or scabby looking ruin on the shine of your boots. $$$

* Dang that's nasty you showed up in Jimmy Chews, buff out those scratches or trash em"

by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

stinky jimmy

Your tired, stinky, shit ridden penis after a brutal anal fucking.

Last my my stinky jimmy made my sister barf... and she's dead BRUH.

by Alamomattie January 28, 2016

Jimmy janker

A jimmy janker is a insest hillybilly. The term can either be an insult or a compliment.

I saw this one jimmy janker on the street yesterday

by SmartBoy_ November 29, 2019

Sweaty Jimmy

A sweaty Jimmy is when you have a fever or when youre really warm and your dick is long, sweaty and red ish.

For example:↓↓↓

1) "i had a 40° fever yesterday and tried to jack off with a sweaty Jimmy but wasn't easy."
2) "its so hot imma get a sweaty Jimmy".

by Pickle chin ah boi April 15, 2019

Jimmy Hill

Bill

There were cockroaches on the walls of the restaurant so we left without paying the Jimmy Hill.

by Ray Giorgione April 27, 2019