Jersey tomato

A mythical creature whose entire diet is almond butter and bread and is related to bill gates

Kirk is such a jersey tomato

by the rattla August 21, 2018

South Jersey

South Jersey is pretty much anything south of I-195. It's Jerzy not Joizy, hoagie not sub, pork roll not tailored ham, wooder not water, and jimmies not sprinkles. Taxes are cheaper, and Wawa reigns supreme. We're home to America's playground, Atlantic City, and the shore, not beach, shore. We hate North Jersey, and we know that we should be the 51st state. The only thing North and South have in common is Jersey attitude.

South Jersey is way better then North Jersey, oh sorry, North "Joizy" because North "Joizy" sucks tailored ham (or pork roll so everyone can understand).

by Radioactive Llama September 8, 2014

Jersey Handshake

Fingering a girl while making out with them, in public.

"I gave a five-year-old a Jersey handshake last night, everyone was cheering me on until the police came"

by Whiteboynigga August 9, 2012

Jersey Hotpipe

Penetration of the male's penis into the muffler of a vehicle and then thrusting the uncleaned carbon residue covered shaft into a vagina.

Kyle gave his unsuspecting girlfriend a Jersey Hotpipe by sticking his hard cock into the warm muffler and then preceding to insert his "gift" into his girlfriends vagina.

by 5teVe0 June 30, 2008

Jersey Meathook

Having sex with a girl, then having your friend burst out of the closet with a camera. When that happens, you give the girl the shocker and lift her in the air as he takes the picture.

Want to see the picture from last night's Jersey Meathook?

by Esco August 21, 2006

Dirty Jersey

Dirty Jersey, because there is no nice part of New Jersey, it's all a cesspool.

Damn, I have to drive into dirty Jersey.

by 2oh3CT November 12, 2020

bengals jersey

A bengals jersey is a phrase similar to butter face or butta face; it references the Cincinnati Bengals, a NFL team that has nice jerseys but ugly helmets. It is the same as stating someone has an attractive body with an unattractive face.

"Fergie has an awesome body. It's too bad she is a bengals jersey".

by Frankzulla July 4, 2008