Jesus holiday

The practice of a worker taking two days off from work ill before miraculously returning on the third day ie on the third day he rose again

Jarod was off ill on Monday and Tuesday, returning Wednesday before needing a sick note from the doctor. Must of been a Jesus holiday

by 10cc March 31, 2016

banana jesus

the god of fun and fruit and has never turns down a good time with freinds and hot chicks.

damn, banana jesus gots the moves!!

by bananajesus2018 September 21, 2017

cheesus jesus

the lord's lord.

WE PRAISED CHEESUS JESUS ON FETA FRIDAY ALL THE WAY TILL SWISS SUNDAY!!

by One Bad Banana October 16, 2011

Jesus Cherry

For those that don’t want to use the lords name.

“You’ll never guess what I’ve done...”

“Jesus Cherry! Go on! Tell me.”

by NAR93 February 14, 2018

Twink Jesus

Twink Jesus aka another word for Troye Sivan.

Person 1:"Hey do you know twink Jesus?"
Person 2: "Hell yea! I love Troye Sivan

by Troyesleftnutt June 16, 2018

Jesus complex

Someone who will bend over backwards to try and help, good natured, But often messes their own life fixing yours.

"His Jesus complex got him fired, because he pulled over to help change a tire on a delivery"

"He rented a room to help a friend and they burned his house down, guess his Jesus complex got the best of him again."

by SpeedosStretch September 14, 2019

Comin of Jesus

When you’re in trouble with your boss and having a coaching session with them.

Terry was always late for work so the boss gave him a Comin of Jesus meeting

by Dnurse15 July 10, 2021