Jeff

A “Jeff” is a human being that lives rent free in your home. You are not related to this person and they are not really a close friend either.

They usually take over the dwelling and have liberal tendencies. They drive an economical vehicle and date a homely looking female. Their personality is usually a compilation of others around them that they emulate. Your tv bill will become higher with a Jeff.

We can’t bang too loud tonight, our Jeff is home doing laundry and boiling potatoes.

by JeffsAccount June 9, 2019

Jeff Dahmer

The Jeff Dahmer is a sexual act involving two people, it does not have to be specifically gay but it can. One person covers themselves in meat (It can be raw to improve the experience and pork is recommended) and the partner will start consuming the meat off their body while also fucking them in the process while also cutting your partner so they bleed all over themselves and drinking the blood.

“Bro my girlfriend wanted me to Jeff dahmer her. We broke up after the experience. I couldn’t take that shit any more.”

by Goodguy111111 September 7, 2023

jeff mcdunham

When you pretend like you know a guys name so you just call him Jeff Mcdunham

Guy 1: Who is that?
Guy 2. Oh, dude, that's Jeff Mcdunham

by A-bombfaceguy February 13, 2009

Dirty Jeff

The act of putting one's own finger into their own rectal cavity and rubbing whatever comes out under one's own nose

Howdy, you can just call me Dirty Jeff. Care for a sniff?

by Julio Juarez February 18, 2023

Jeff-San

Someone who changes a lot when exposed to like-minded people of the same age group and interests, fixing the issues they once had with socialization.

Person 1: "I'm sorry for all those things I've said in the past"
Person 2: "It's okay, you've gotten quite better. You're a real 'Jeff-San'."

by Bucket2Man July 20, 2021

Jeff Juice

The concentrated and bottled urine of an Amazon worker.

I worked for 12 hours in the Amazon Warehouse and filled two bottles with Jeff Juice

by Amazon Employee 69420 November 16, 2021

Jeff and Diosa

A simple but happy and memorable feeling in a relationship between two lovers..

Christmas will be all jeff and diosa for both of us..

by Pastelfishbone July 24, 2011