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god joke

Generally specific things that happen in such an ironic way; only a the fucked up god screwing with you could explain it.

Basically it shows how no human can escape the laws of casualty/ fate. The joke is even more funny when a person tries to resist fate/prophecy, and quite un-ironically ends up MAKING it happen.
For example:
The greatest God Joke that has been told since ancient Greek history. The play of Oedipus (you can still wiki it ya know!)

Prepare to F your moms, Déjà vu, and let your deams be dreams. Because whatever God/s you believe in is laughing at you. That's even including Kim Jon un. XD
I'm willing to bet you lived through a God joke at least once. :P
So I was talking to one my bros about the past election, he was like:
"yo Hillary Clinton man... cheated the democrat primaries, cheated Bernie Sanders, Deleted her Illuminati emails AND lied about them, even got caught but didn't answer to her crimes, oh and that's not all. She even had the feminists + tumblr on her side. Then she did all that just to lose the DONALD fucking TRUMP. LOL! What a goddamn God joke man! its just so fucked up haha!"
by mufasas1lion January 31, 2017
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Joke on the cide

When a person thinks they are being funny but they are so out of touch it kills their career.
"All these leftist think they are funny but it's a joke on the cide!"
"Ohhhh I know and now they are out looking for a job on the side."
by Gregaroidson. June 7, 2017
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joke vote

voting for the nerdest person running in a school election, not hoping they will win, but just as a joke.
Person 1: haha. chase's speech included a line about star wars.
Person 2: i know! i totally joke voted him

or

he got so many joke votes he won!
by daretwodiffer May 7, 2009
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Laugh and Jokes

Elision of For a Laugh and Jokes
Abbreviation: L&J's
Made by Cal Griff (by accident)

1. To do something for the hell of it.
2. To show when you aren't being serious (or when you are and don't want shit about it).
1. A. Wanna go to the fair tommorow?

B. Nah, that's gay?

A. C'mon, for laugh and jokes?

B. Ok

2. A. Shut up you fat bitch!

B. What?

C. Harsh!

A. Laugh and jokes!
by battybumcheese May 11, 2011
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Practical Joke

Man: Sorry about that prank yesterday.
Man 2: It's fine, it was just a practical joke.
by michaelbama May 15, 2019
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bad joke

when some nerd says a bad joke
nerd: your ugly
any one else: bad joke but shrek called he wants his face back

that’s a good joke ^ or any your mom joke or dad jokes
by judithondabeat March 12, 2019
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nuts jokes

Jokes made with Drumstick Ice Cream peanuts that coat the outside.Usually made with the ones that have fallen off and are still in the bag.
Nuts jokes:

"Hey wanna grab my nuts?"
"I gotta bag full of nuts for you."
"You wanna play with my nuts, and you can eat these too?"
"You want my nuts, you could use them."
by Slabahan Doughety November 7, 2007
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