The first thing I think about when I open my eyes in the morning is jacking into cyberspace and downlinking some bits, and I wake up at least three times a night to get my WiFix. I've tried canceling the DSL five times, but my Internet Service Pusher won't let me get clean. I don't think I'm ever going to kick this internet addiction.
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There is nothing you can do resistance is futile.
There is nothing you can do resistance is futile.
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3)A net used to capture rogue interns.
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1)Did I mention I also won an Oscar and the Nobel prize, not to mention the presidential election of 2000?
2)Mabel and Shirley took turns holding the cane, but the internet was something they both had to deal with.
3)Somebody should have used the internet on Monica Lewinsky. They only used the presidnet in a nuclear emergency.
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Above all, its the largest depot of pr0n known to mankind.
Above all, its the largest depot of pr0n known to mankind.
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