garden pub

the result of a dad having a mid-life crisis

"do you wanna come hang?"
"sure. do you have a garden pub?"
"yeah"
"how's your dad doing?"
"not well."

by definingdemon69 December 31, 2023

jade garden

A nasty ass chinese restaurant in kingston that uses dog meat as their "chicken"

-hey do you wanna go to jade garden for lunch?
-Nah I don't feel like eating dog today.

by 3e934897-diuph October 21, 2019

fruitless garden

A community (typically high school or college) where there is a surplus of gay women, and straight people, but little to no gay men. It is so barren of all fruits, that the few homosexual males are left with little dating options.

Brittney: "Why are all the cute men gay?"
Britney's gbf: "don't even go there. I have no dating pool here, its just a fruitless garden"

by Pseudonymous penis December 19, 2017

Riverside Gardens

A housing project complex located on the south end of Brantford Ontario. Widely regarded as the most violent housing project in the country with frequent murders and other violent crime. Drugs, poverty, and gangs fuel extreme crimes that plague the entire area. The project gained the moniker of “Killerside” almost immediately after it was constructed in the 1960s

Riverside Gardens is a ghetto cesspool

by BrantfordGuide February 22, 2024

garden scissors

Scissors that you use to cut up nuggets of weed.

Bethony: Jermino pass me the scissors

Jermino: For what ?

Bethony: The weed

Jemino: Oh the garden scissors

Bethony: Ye. Sure.

by Gickles November 24, 2017

Mr Brown is at the garden gate

In desperate need to defecate.

Got to go, Mr Brown is at the garden gate.

by The gong practitioner July 17, 2020

pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being

This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.

by November 14, 2020