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"He hecho clock en el Autocad"

by megustaelagua November 8, 2020

Time Clock Plus

A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards

Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?

Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you

by Female Charles Boyle June 29, 2019

clock jargon

When you ask someone for the time and are told "half past" or "quarter past".

Person 1: Excuse me... What time is it?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?

by Fairhart January 23, 2017

clock

Clocks have pointers called hands, but personally I think they should be called fingers instead.

clocks can tell time.
I like clocks.

by sushi & mars December 24, 2020

THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear

LOLOLOLOLOL THE CLOCK HITTER

by AKA SEXY April 29, 2019

Clock block

Similar to cock block. When your boss sends you home for the rest of the week just a few hours short of overtime.

Bill: You working this weekend?
Joe: No, I got clock blocked, 38 hours. I work again on Monday.

by Blue Collared July 1, 2011

Clock Spider

An outdated meme that has somehow begun trending again for no discernable reason.

John: Yo, why the hell did Pepe become such a hit again? It died like three years ago.
Jason: Yeah, it's such a Clock Spider, dude.

by CallousedCalcium December 12, 2016