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heavy hitter

A man who enjoys having sex with fat women.
Having a heavy hitter as a friend can be a great asset- Often, a group of hot women bring their fat friend out, and without a heavy hitter in the group, one of your team would have to step up jump on that grenade, or risk all of you getting cock blocked.
by vinceums April 11, 2008
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hunter jumper

The style of horseback riding where the rider is required to look as pretty as possible while riding a dead broke horse. To compete in the larger competitions a snobby attitude has to be developed. Most riders find that inserting a stick up their ass helps tremendously. The bigger the competition, the larger the stick that must be inserted up the arse.

Symptoms of a hunter jumper rider include: heels jammed down far enough that they are useless for any reason not cosmetic, a painfully arched back, a perpetual condescending scowl, and daddy over by the car acting as groom and dishing out money.

Symptoms of a hunter jumper horse include: a double bridle (heaven forbid the hunter jumper rider try to control a horse with a snaffle!), puny hindquarters and huge shoulders from hauling itself around on its forhand, and a dull expression from having to do the same thing again and again.
Please kill me if I ever decide to do hunter jumper.
by drco May 24, 2006
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huNTER

HUNTER IS SMART GUY HUNTER TYPE LIKE CAVE MAN
by NOT me HUNTER May 1, 2018
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Hunter Rowland

A sweet, kind, funny, caring, adorable, sometimes sensitive social media influencer who always make people smile and laugh with what he do.
by Muser4ever January 21, 2018
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hotter than a whore in church

When it is so hot outside and you just have to say something about it.
by yungmaddie October 4, 2018
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shitter hitter

When a guy has a fetish to nail chicks in shitter stalls.
Scary Taves is a serious shitter hitter!
by J-Dawg April 7, 2005
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fossil hunter

A young male or female that has a tendency to get into serious relationships with a male or female old enough to be their grandparent.
Dude why is that chic making out with that old dude?" "She's a fossil hunter man.
by someboredchic July 20, 2010
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