Harry Maguire

Manchester united keeper, David de gea worst fear.
Harry maguire has never learnt how to play actual football and often ends up attacking his own side of the field.
He is knonw for just 20 own goals in just 3 seasons at man united.
Often owns the song Gangsters paradise.

Harry maguire lost to a 5 year old at football .
He scored all the goals which were own goals.

by Shadowbalde 710 July 16, 2023

Indian Harry Potter

My friend Akhil.

Dom: Akhil got new glasses, he looks like Indian Harry Potter.
Jimbow: Lmao

by DomEatsToblerone March 9, 2022

Pulling a Harry Styles

To beat the absolute shit out of puberty

Girl 1: who’s that he’s hot
Girl 2: RYAN?
Girl 1: no, it can’t be
Girl 3: That fucker pulled a Harry Styles on us

Pulling a Harry styles (I have to add this)

by Slut4Harry;) February 4, 2021

a harry kirchoff

a sexual act peformed on a woman. the procedure of this is not known, but the objects needed consist of one bull african elephant, two baby chimpanzeez, and 5-7 trapeez artists. recovery from the performance of this takes two to four years

"I gave that girl a harry kirchoff"

by tennishomey200 March 27, 2009

Harry

Some desperate boy who asks everyone out and doesn't understand when you reject him, he stalks you until you avoid him everyday and feels sorry for himself because he's never had a girlfriend. He then ruins your friendship for ever. a person that doesnt understand what happening even tho hes getting obvious hints and when people try and politely reject him he panicks and says he loves you but how would he know?!?!

Girl: Hi
Harry:i love you
Girl: Urm.. i don't like you in that way
Harry: What do you mean :(?
Girl: O_O *Blocks*

by DrCake September 7, 2010

harry thomas

massive cunt. Lets face it.

ah, don't do be a harry thomas

by _thomasjames_ July 16, 2014

harry walker

A horny fuccboi who is sexually attracted to, and calls his girlfriend mommy. Loves broccoli, tea and babybel while doing drugs in the school bathroom. He's a wannabe hipster who listens to a lot of nigga music and occasionally grabs jeffs boobs. He lives in a shithole and desperately needs to improve his skills.

There is a bis called Harry walker

by Jeffrey99 August 8, 2015