mobile guardian

It’s a software used by some schools on a device we use for schools to block some websites deemed “destructive to learning” by said school. It also blocks things when there’s no internet connection for some reason, and when the students are at home. It’s actually kind of funny how it blocks websites that hardly have any distraction potential like webtoon(like it’s just webcomics bruh) and Naver(99% of people here don’t know how to speak Korean, what are they gonna do with a website containing Korean webcomics?) and WhatsApp web and discord (like what beef dy have with a messaging platform? Yk we can achieve the same outcome with Google chat right?) They also blocked the no internet game for some reason. But they do know what’s best for students after all, so they can definitely be trusted *cough cough cough* sorry I choked on my water and while writing this

Someone who wants to read webcomics: why did mobile guardian webtoon again?
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do

by Idefinitelytrustmobileguardian December 28, 2022

Library Guardian

A small figurine said to look over one’s book collection

My library guardian is a small metal fairy

by Fourmerrimans January 20, 2023

Go Guardian

the stupidest piece of shit ever. any teacher who uses this is a fucking spy. When im tryna watch youtube this motherfucker shuts it down

"Go Guardian is stupid as fuck" "FR!" "GoGuardian is for teachers who fucking spy on kids"

by smartboi132 September 6, 2022

Golden Guard

The Emporer of the Boiling Ises's right hand man from the show 'The Owl House'

The Golden Guard is so annoying

You're the Golden Guard aren't you

by VixZard September 25, 2022

Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life

I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself

by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022

Overseers guardian

A fucking op weapon in fallout 4 that does double damage and is bought from vault 81

Holy shit I just 1 shit a mirelurk king with the overseers guardian

by Sans from fallout 4 February 20, 2023

wests guard

A security guard who are the first sign of anything physical happening to him. Becomes terrified and begins to sweat shake and not be able to speak properly.

He’s not for this pub he’s a wests guard.

by King Kongo March 10, 2023