Green Thermos

Green Thermos is military slang for a Cum Bucket.

The Petraeus scandal is much about an "unpaid social liaison" that is just politically spin on Slut or Green Thermos.

by T-Rex 317 November 14, 2012

Green Spout

A complete alpha male. The man that is superior to all other being around them. Usually largest penis size, and least gay.

Homeboy#1: Hey, wanna pasz after a right hand mike?
Homeboy#2: Nah brother-man, I’m the green spout!
Homeboy#1: Oh I apologize your majesty, my bad.
Homeboy#2: Stand down my inferior mouse dicked peasant!

by Dont.Spill.the.Kool.aid December 24, 2020

Green Dotting

When someone stalks another persons online status waiting for the green dot to appear and then forces interaction much to the dismay of the other person.

Nathan: I saw her green dot and IM’d her again. It was 2 am but she was clearly up.
Joyce: stop green dotting people when they wake up to pee, freak!

by janmas November 16, 2019

green joke

A joke with a sexual or otherwise vulgar connotation and or punchline.

She often tells green jokes, probably because of the stress.

by Reore November 23, 2021

green trombone

A large blunt of kush.

Person 1: Sup man?
Person 2: Just playin my green trombone, he he.

by Neeky Gerd February 18, 2015

Green Lady

Weed

I had a long day and I need some Green Lady to calm my nerves.

by [e-mail] December 29, 2011

Green Hunnids

Green Hunnids are the dollar bills from before 2013

Green hunnids are in my safe, I got old racks

by Lootdown October 21, 2021