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German Whoopie Cushion

When you break an oversized mug of beer and strategically place it where some some dumb bastard will sit.
Look at that douchebag. Mike G just sat on a German Whoopie Cushion! Haha what an asshole!
by Mr. Dick Fitzwel October 30, 2011
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germantown high school

An eclectic collection of all that is both classy and ratchet. School spirit is mad intense but there will often be fights in "A" lobby. It is not unusual to see weave on the floor.
Ratchet
Girl: "Gurrrrl did you see that fight outside M building today?"

Friend: "Mhmmm you know that bitch was cheating with her man."

Classy
"I dressed up for well-dressed Wednesday!"
"Yay Germantown High School spirit!"
"Hashtag selfie!"
by Classof2012 May 1, 2014
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german drawbridge

When there are two pairs of women, all covered in chocolate, using double headed dildos and you crawl underneath the dildos.
"I did a German drawbridge last night with the hottest girls ever."
"Dude, no you fucking didn't."
by Nah-Man June 13, 2014
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German Trellis

The act of two men kneeling butt to butt creating an arched form and pooping.
Wow, Ryan and Steve are making a steamy German Trellis.
by kungfumelissa September 5, 2017
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Germanese

germans speak germanese
by adrunktoad July 24, 2018
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German Sparkle Party

A German Sparkle Party is where you spray adhesive on a friends face (or your own) and then pour copious amounts of glitter into the anal region of a stripper or otherwise talented participant who then farts aforementioned glitter into the sticky face of the recipient
Jeff got a German Sparkle Party for his birthday and still has glitter in his hair
by ron mahogandy July 1, 2015
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German

1. A member of the Germanic people who probably originated in Jutland and the southwest shores of the baltic sea.

2. (in movies) An aggressive and bloodthirsty being, clad in an easily recognizable gray or black uniform. Germans destroy all life in front of them and take particular delight in the deaths of bolsheviks, jews and frenchmen. The life cycle of Germans is split into two distinct phases: In the first phase, Germans will spread aggressively in all directions with considerable speed. During this phase German language consists primarily of short words and phrases like "los!", "hände hoch!" and "achtung!" (preferably shouted). In the second phase (usually after exposure to some Allied hero or partizan) they die in thousands, and their once powerful-sounding language degenerates into unintelligible screams of surprise and pain.
1. Hans is a German, and thus a member of the Germanic people

2. Achtung! ALARM! YEARRGHHH!
by Tmina April 8, 2006
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