Garden Boy

Gardens are peaceful places to go to, but what if you had a hand to help you. Garden Boy is a great approach to go to. They even give you free clips of the garden and furry porn! So realistic and slightly graphic with very nice shades of color. As you walk with the garden boy into the garden you feel a spray of cum on you face. Garden Boys can be very handy indeed!

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by Fred Brown:)) October 27, 2020

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Beef Gardener

One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.

Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.

Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.

by bogosuperelf June 29, 2020

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golden garden

Got you, chase

I can’t believe you actually googled golden garden thinking it was a sex position

by ACloser December 12, 2017

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Garden hosing

When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations

We are gonna go garden hosing until

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Garden Pig

a childish term for a wood-louse

"Mummy mummy, look at that garden pig!"

by the Jazz man July 13, 2009

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grill garden

You achieve a grill garden (GG) when a significant portion of your food ends up staying in your front teeth. All ages can achieve a GG, but the receding gums of the over 50 crowd are both more susceptible and less embarrassed by it.

(After lunch)
SIS: What's up with dad's teeth?

BRO: He's just sporting his grill garden. His Silver Singles profile pics are more impressive. Maybe he's trying to attract some vegetarian women or maybe salad just sticks in his teeth more.

by Tamicakes January 16, 2022

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