side pony

A ginger haired dude who wears a side pony...but also can be the male version of a side chick

Ted is nice...but he’s like, my side pony.

by thetatertot August 12, 2018

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pampered pony

Is a high maintenance female, that needs to be waited on hand and foot. Basically a spoiled brat.

Look at Dawn over there getting her nails done for the 5th time this week. She’s such a pampered pony.

by MormonMafia88 May 25, 2022

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A guy pretending to be or is soft, Sophic or lesbian like in order to get women typically bi or pan sexual. They prance around court women leaning on sophic traits. They may lean on being beta males or pretending to in order to attract women

Those pony boys showed up to lesbian night to snag a girl

by AmandaCanCanCan August 20, 2025

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The Sky Pony

The Sky Pony is a fast-growing alternate means of referring to the collective network formerly known as “The Internet”. It has its roots in The Pony as a (formerly) fast means of transmitting data. i.e., The Pony Express, Paul Revere’s preferred means of locomotion. Radar Love predated The Sky Pony yet they share the same family tree.

Pony up is coming to mean the same as logging in.

Bobby: I don’t even know where to start looking for paper clips made of paper.

Brenton: What barn were you born in? Look it up on The Sky Pony!

Tipper: Come to bed, Al What’s so much more fascinating about your computer than me?.
Al: I’ll be right there babe. I’m inventing The Sky Pony!

Old white US Senator: increasing Sky Pony access to rural America is our highest priority.

by Bagelman5440 April 8, 2024

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