The Texas Flop

The harsh thud of a massive penis when flopped down onto another person’s face. Enough force to leave bruises. Everything’s bigger in Texas.

Rachel looked up in time to see Trey’s long schlong coming towards her face. This was her first time experiencing The Texas Flop.

by Dapone September 30, 2019

FLOP

The type of guy to act cool and tough while actually coming across like a total lame ass.

Some fucking guy: "Hey, have you seen that show Mad Men?"
FLOP: "Lol bruh. Miss me with that gay shit!"
Some fucking guy: "Stfu Steven! You're being a flop ass bitch. You don't talk like that!"

by assrocky November 16, 2020

Formal Flop

When you flop on the ground gracefully and elegantly.

“She just flopped onto the floor.. no, that was a formal flop”

by That_Lil_Sleeze June 29, 2022

Flop

You tried

"Hesitant Alien was a total flop."

by spooky jim July 23, 2016

Flippy da Flop

When you get your girlfriend/boyfriend to make a sandwich and slap your genitalia with it to make you cum.

Hey man! Last night I got my girlfriend to Flippy da Flop me last night.

by AVGF Sgt at Arms July 10, 2014

flop

80STARKS on twitter is a flop

80STARKS is a flop 🤣

by 80STARKS May 8, 2021

holy shit flops

a word used for dying in minecraft

holy shit flops. i died in minecraft.

by Rakan69 September 22, 2021